Ugly Feminists?

I woke up today wondering why EVERY feminist I have ever known has um... not been very pretty. Is it that feminists are unattractive or unattractive people are feminists?

Quite obviously the latter is quite untrue cos ive known many unattractive people who weren feminists. The sad part is looking at a reasonably attractive person and wondering, "hmmm.. wudn this person be attractive if she wasn a feminist?"

I mean, Im all for equal rights, but to writhe on the floor and beg, appealing to the good nature and conscience of man is quite pathetic. Pitiful, even.

In my limited experience, in today's world, ugly feminist is quite redundant. Maybe in a couple of years, we can finally use the words interchangeably.

SHOULD FEMINISTS BE ALLOWED TO FIGHT FOR THE COUNTRY IN THE ARMY?

I feel yes. Lets appease them. Lets send ALL the feminists to the front and then wait for war. It serves so many purposes. Ill just list three. One, and MOST "IMPORTANT", we accet the demands of the feminists. So theyl shut up for sometime. Two, the averae beauty of the world would just sky rocket upward. Three, well, peace in the world at last.

Rammstein - Amerika

Hillary is ocassionally human

"I did mis-speak the other day. You know this has been a very long campaign [laughs] so occasionally I am a human being like everybody else."

OKAY, A TYRANT?

The word okay is one of the most used words in the English language. In common usage, it's used over 10 times in EVERY conversation. But the origin of the word has been shrouded in mystery until recently.

Archaeologist Peter Armstrong recently deciphered documents found at a house in London. The documents were, for the greater part, saved from the great fire of london due to being buried in the ground. The documents were unearthed just under a year ago when a six year old boy was "digging for treasure" in his garden.

These documents have been verified for authenticity and conclusively prove that OKay was a tyrant. The papers meticulously document a war where Okay was finally overthrown. At the end of a war which claimed over a thousand innocent lives, to ensure that no other innocent life was claimed, "Are you Okay?" was the last question Okay was asked before he found himself at the wrong end of a musket.

Armstrong believes that by using his name so often, we keep alive one of the worst tyrants who ever lived; a person who could put Saddam Hussein to shame (although the number of people killed were far fewer, the atrocities committed were far worse). The usage of the term in mostly a positive or neutral way has resulted in making "okay", a household name.

Megalomania

I received a message from an unrecognised number this morning. It was quite simple, precise and conveyed a very important message. It read "This is my new number."

MOSES WAS HIGH!

Apparently all the biblical adventures of moses are easily explained by the fact that moses was high! Seems very believable to me.

Nash

Another brilliant one (obviously not mine)

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."