Sunday, March 30, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Hillary is ocassionally human
"I did mis-speak the other day. You know this has been a very long campaign [laughs] so occasionally I am a human being like everybody else."
Saturday, March 22, 2008
OKAY, A TYRANT?
The word okay is one of the most used words in the English language. In common usage, it's used over 10 times in EVERY conversation. But the origin of the word has been shrouded in mystery until recently.
Archaeologist Peter Armstrong recently deciphered documents found at a house in London. The documents were, for the greater part, saved from the great fire of london due to being buried in the ground. The documents were unearthed just under a year ago when a six year old boy was "digging for treasure" in his garden.
These documents have been verified for authenticity and conclusively prove that OKay was a tyrant. The papers meticulously document a war where Okay was finally overthrown. At the end of a war which claimed over a thousand innocent lives, to ensure that no other innocent life was claimed, "Are you Okay?" was the last question Okay was asked before he found himself at the wrong end of a musket.
Armstrong believes that by using his name so often, we keep alive one of the worst tyrants who ever lived; a person who could put Saddam Hussein to shame (although the number of people killed were far fewer, the atrocities committed were far worse). The usage of the term in mostly a positive or neutral way has resulted in making "okay", a household name.
Archaeologist Peter Armstrong recently deciphered documents found at a house in London. The documents were, for the greater part, saved from the great fire of london due to being buried in the ground. The documents were unearthed just under a year ago when a six year old boy was "digging for treasure" in his garden.
These documents have been verified for authenticity and conclusively prove that OKay was a tyrant. The papers meticulously document a war where Okay was finally overthrown. At the end of a war which claimed over a thousand innocent lives, to ensure that no other innocent life was claimed, "Are you Okay?" was the last question Okay was asked before he found himself at the wrong end of a musket.
Armstrong believes that by using his name so often, we keep alive one of the worst tyrants who ever lived; a person who could put Saddam Hussein to shame (although the number of people killed were far fewer, the atrocities committed were far worse). The usage of the term in mostly a positive or neutral way has resulted in making "okay", a household name.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Megalomania
I received a message from an unrecognised number this morning. It was quite simple, precise and conveyed a very important message. It read "This is my new number."
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Nash
Another brilliant one (obviously not mine)
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
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